ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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