did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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