Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
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So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
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Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
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