Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
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I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
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We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.