The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.