I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
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Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
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So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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