You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
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Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
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Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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