I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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