Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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