I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
My feet surprised me
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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