whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
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something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
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I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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