i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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