Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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