He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
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Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
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Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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