I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
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Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
the liver wants what the liver wants
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What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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