Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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