I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
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I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
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Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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