Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Randomize
