he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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