He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
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He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
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he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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