I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
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You coming home soon, man?
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Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
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Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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