id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
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according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
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Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
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