sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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