i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
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You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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