what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
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I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
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Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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