Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
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I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
They have beer where we have blood.
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I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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