Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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