What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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