I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
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We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
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The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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