all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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