so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
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No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
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Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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