no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
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Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
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Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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