You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
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