It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
