My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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