only if we run a train.
done.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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