toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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