Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
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Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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