your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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