my sisters under your porch take her home
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
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you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
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He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Is Oprah even human
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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