What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.