His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
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We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
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Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I just need some of your time and all of your body.