This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
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Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
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I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
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