so let's talk penis.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
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I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
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U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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