i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
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I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
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Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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