Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
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craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
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Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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