do herpes really smell.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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