U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
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Slut skills are useful in every country.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
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You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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