It's Friday. Sex?
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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