Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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