did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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