i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
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it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
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My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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