I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
