Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
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