Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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