the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
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I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
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That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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