we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
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she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
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Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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